Ferret Lives in Mug, Does Not Grant Wishes
According to local authorities, Samantha the ferret lives inside a beer stein. Why? “It’s cozy,” said one of Samantha’s confidants. ”And it’s totally rent controlled.” Still, many locals are perplexed by the ferret’s choice of abode. Sources tell The Fluffington Post that Samantha is relatively well off and could afford much larger accommodations (like a pitcher or mixing bowl).